Main News:
The Newspaper gets a coffee pot! To all you cats and kittens in the
newspaper whom may or may not be reading this: I’m bringing the coffee
machine, I’m going to need some help in getting coffee and creme and
such. Additionally, this is a Newspaper ONLY coffee machine. Yearbook,
you touch it, and we torch crack baby…I’m not kidding, coffee is a
sacred thing…
Anyways, today was an adventure of sorts…I woke up at about noon and
screwed around the house doing chores and such ’till whereabouts four
a’clock. Then, I went and hung out with Big Timmy. I tried to get ahold
of Johnny but he was at a party sort of thing with some Rotc nazis.
Then, when Timmy left, I hung out a little bit at kroger and decided to
get something to eat. On the way, I ran into Stice and some other
Senior kid whom knew who I was…Unfortunately I had no earthly idea
whom he was…Anyways, I told them I needed some candy and they gave me
a ride to Wallgreens. Not only that, they also went in and bought for
me. How cool is that?!
After that they even gave me a ride to Wendy’s. I had exactly $1.67
left in my coffers. I got a special deal there and got the Smoky
Cheddarburger Doublestack-normally at a retail value of $1.80 w/o drink
for $1.25 w/ a drink I really love those people. I now had $0.42 left.
Whilst eating, I made the startling and disturbing discovery that I had
been mistakenly given Diet Coke (gasp). After eating my burger, I moved
on to Wall-Mart where I bought a real Coke for $0.40. Damn good burger
and Coke if I do say so myself.
Armed with my two cents and a free one liter bottle cap, I moved on to Montanas’ Bar and Grill.. more later…
Later’s More:
So I moved on to Montana’s, where I talked to some friends of my
sister, Elizabeth, in the pool room. That was all well and fine except
for the fact that the “Live Band” promissed was taking their damned
sweet time getting there. I was thirsty and bored so I went to the
Shell station and chewed the fat with a vietnam veteran, the owner, a
retired geologist for an oil company, and a really smashed lady for
about an hour. I eventually got my coke and moved on…
I walked over to the place next door, they had their live band up and
going so I stood outside for a little while. I never went in because
the time when I got their was around 9:45. On the door was a sign
saying “No one permitted under the age of 21 past 10:00.” Eh, whatever,
screw them. I ended the night with a nice little fire behind Kroger.
Other News:
1. Yes, you can get a can of Coke at Wall-Mart for $0.40.
2. We have our wrestling banquet Monday night!!!
3. Sunday was totally uneventfull, and hardly worth mentioning.
4. Kayla, I like your idea with Crack Baby…
5. Oh yeah, sorry if I misspelled your name…
Song Lyrics
“Who Loves The Sun” By The Velvet Underground
Who loves the sun
Who cares that it makes plants grow
Who cares what it does
Since you broke my heart
Who loves the wind
Who cares that it makes breezes
Who cares what it does
Since you broke my heart
Pa Pa Pa Pa
Who loves the sun
Pa Pa Pa Pa
Who loves the sun
Pa Pa Pa Pa
Not everyone
Pa Pa Pa Pa
Who loves the sun
Who loves the rain
Who cares that it makes flowers
Who cares that it makes showers
Since you broke my heart
Who loves the sun
Who cares that it is shining
Who cares what it does
Since you broke my heart
Pa Pa Pa Pa
Who loves the sun
Pa Pa Pa Pa
Who loves the sun
Pa Pa Pa Pa
Not everyone
Pa Pa Pa Pa
Who loves the sun
Sun
Sun
Sun
Pa Pa Pa Pa
Who loves the sun
Pa Pa Pa Pa
Who loves the sun
Pa Pa Pa Pa
Not everyone
Pa Pa Pa Pa
Who loves the sun
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See y’all
HELL YES!!! we will GRIND crack baby into COFFEE BABY AND DRINK IT FOR SNACK!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHHAHAA
you can buy coke for only $0.40??? since when?
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Hi My name is Donna. I found your xanga thru the Prisoner@PHS blog ring and I would like to remind you to come out to the Sadie Hawkins Dance on Tuesday MArch 29 from 7-10 PM in the small gym. There will b music, drinks and refreshments, and dancing. IT WILL BE AN AWESOME TIME!!!! Tickets are just $3 in Advance and $5 at the door. Grab all ur friends and be there! Tickets are on sale at all lunches..there’s only TWO DAYS LEFT!