XANGA #12

Main News:

Yeah, I’m finally posting on my site…yay…

For some reason today, Tim was telling me this story about how this guy
waited around too much when it came to this poor girl. The girl ended
up going out with some other dude…at least so sayeth Tim. All I have
to say about that is this: If it happened, then the best of luck to the
happy couple. The jackass who waited around too long got what he
deserved.

I hope everyone is having a groovin’ spring break. I’m staying in town
doing the usual…day, after day, after day, after day. I think I
puncuated that last sentence correctly…and I know I’ve screwed up on
spelling…whatever…If any of y’all would like to do something, feel
free to drop me a line at ###.###.####. Only people whom know me
PLEASE. All you freaky-ass people who kidnap children and hold them
prisoner as sex slaves in your basements…not interested. Really.

I’ve decided that for this post I shall have an extra space between
paragraphs. Additionally, I shall have no tremendous graphic that makes
my site even harder to read. As for the song lyrics and “other news,” I
don’t know, I just don’t know. I was looking at this…thing, and I
decided that I have made it pretty damn hard to read. This has some
pro’s; like the fact that it is so hard to read that only those whom
honestly want to read it will. Unfortunately, there are far more con’s
than pro’s.

The call for a change to this humble little…thing, is in the air.
Call it spring cleaning…I want y’all to leave me long juicy comments
helping me and leaving me suggestions for the thingy from now on. If
you give me a good one, I’ll give you a graham cracker…or fifty
boiled eggs…

That reminds me, AM I THE ONLY PERSON ALIVE WHOM HAS SEEN COOL HAND
LUKE?!?!?!?!?! I mean for christ’s sake, don’t y’all ever watch old
movies? They are a truly beautiful thing. The boiled eggs is in
reference to the aforementioned film, where Luke eats fifty boiled eggs
in one hour. That’s a sign of true manhood damnit.

This post may seem long winded, wordy, boring, and hopefully
amusing/offensive. I appologize for the negatives. Look at it this way
though, Think how long this post would be if I were to have waited
until the end of spring break and given you a recap. Additionally, play
by play style coverage is far more entertaining than boring, over
summerized recaps.

Damn I’m going to miss you, picture, “Song Lyrics”, and “Other News.”
We will meet again…If y’all liked the old format, let me know, ‘cuz I
sure did…

Night Y’all, and a safe, happy spring break,