XANGA #13

Main News:

Yeah, I’m defintely keeping the “main news” thing.
Call me sentimental. I’m sure right now you’re reading this drivel and
wondering: “Why the hell would anyone in their right mind be up that
late?!” Hopefully the answer to this inquiry shall enlighten all of you.
At PHS, we have these annoying little things called
research papers. My research paper is to be over this silly little book
named Robinson Crusoe. I was supposed to have completely finished this
work and written near ten notecards by Monday morning. On Monday
morning, I was on page 167. To add perspective, there’s 480 pages
total.
So how does one read so much in such a short amount
of time? It’s really quite easy. Simply alter your sleeping patterns to
an obscene degree. Here is my schedule(basically):
1. Wake at 7 am.
2. Go to school, remain awake all day.
3. Go home and sleep untill between 8 and 9 o’clock.
4. Eat something at about 10.
5. Read as much as possible untill either the book is finished, broken,
read to satisfaction(whereabouts 100 pages), or 5 o’clock am dawns.
6. Go to sleep.

Is this unhealthy? In twenty-four hours, I get
approxametly seven hours of sleep. Sure, those hours are somewhat
spread out, but they’re all there damnit.
Now I need to address some people specifically. I
will not ask for your pardon if this space means little to you other
than mild entertainment.

1. JP: Best of luck with your father. We’re all here for you, if you need anything at all, do not hesitate to call upon us.

2. Chelsea: I don’t know if you even have one of
these…thingies. However I’d like to thank you for turning me on to Mr
Bungle. I will try to have compiled more dumpster diving research as
soon as possible.

3. Kayla: Hey there!

4. Hillary: Best of luck with Chase.

5. Everyone else: When I specifically ask for comments I get one. Y’all let me know what you think. It amuses me.

See? That wasn’t so bad now was it? It was almost
pleasant. In other news, I finally have something to cover with that
goddamn football article. PHS: It’s about damn time you hired a new
football coach, I’ve been waiting for a while now.
Also, last night at about 5 am, I tried to make a
post. This computer is just a. It was a good post too. I talked of
spark plugs, Sandy Springs, and Individualism. Y’all missed out.
Anyways, I hope everyone had a nice spring break.
Good luck to all of us whom are still enslaved by the system and had to
go back to school. Hopefully they’ll be gentle…

I’m out, I’ve work to do.
Night Y’all